Upcoming Reviews

Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal 'The Cannibal' Lecter

I have so many things to review, I'm not sure where to start...

So I won't... at least not until later tonight. It's officially Saturday morning and while I haven't posted anything here since my overtly obvious April Fool's post, that doesn't mean I don't have plenty to talk about.

"The Walking Dead" had it's Season 3 finale last Sunday and I have plenty to say about the season as a whole (in general: better than Season 2, but still not as good as Season 1). Of course, there are two new genre shows to talk about. I've now seen three episodes of A&E's "Bates Motel," and while I do seem to generally like it (mostly thanks to the very interesting performances from Vera Farmiga and Freddy Highmore), it's hardly without its flaws. And I have yet to see the season premiere of Bryan Fuller's "Hannibal" (it's been DVR'd), I can't imagine a better actor to take on the iconic role of the serial cannibal than Mads Mikkelsen. 

Most exciting, Dear D and I will be seeing the reboot of Sam Raimi's career-making film The Evil Dead, featuring smart and adorable "Subugaratory" star Jane Levy; produced by Raimi and cult-icon (and original star) Bruce Campbell and written by Uruguayan director Fede Alvarez and Diablo Cody, Evil Dead is one reboot  Uncle P is actually excited to see.

This weekend looks like a return to my opinionated nonsense about Horror. Whew! I was getting worried there, for a bit. In the meantime, please enjoy the latest (albeit spoilery) trailer for the latest film version of Stephen King's breakthrough novel Carrie, starring the always amazing Julianne Moore and the underrated Chloe Grace Moretz:

Of course, if you are familiar with King's novel (I've read it at least six times) or Brian DePalma's brilliant first adaptation, then you were only a little surprised by what that trailer had to offer. Blogger buddy JA may despise Moretz (though I'm still not exactly sure why), but I think she's one of the most promising young actresses (along with Elle Fanning) to come out of Hollywood in a long time. Seriously, did you see Let Me In or Kick Ass? 

More, anon.
Prospero

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Was Blind But Now I See

Jesus H. Christ

How could I have been so wrong? How did I not see the Light?

I realize now that everything I have believed was wrong. Yesterday was Easter, and while drinking the blood of Christians and dining on the flesh of babies, it suddenly hit me like a rock from Heaven --- I'd been deceived. I've been lied to by every man I've ever been with; every sinner who led me down the path to hell and every atheist I've ever talked to.

I've waste my life among the heathens of the theatre and devoted myself to the machinations of the Devil. My sins were innumerable and I had to repent, lest I spend all of eternity burning in the fires of hell. The lure of flesh and pleasure were simply too much for me to resist. I was weak, like Eve. And Cain. And Salome. And Mrs. Lot. 

I rebuked the Word and lived life on my own terms, with no regard for my eternal soul. 

But no more. I have seen the light and repent my sins. Today I proposed marriage to the only woman I have ever loved (even though we just met at my Reparative Therapist's office) and we will have as many babies as possible (until she becomes barren, at least). I can't wait to go protesting funerals with her while spreading the Lord's love.

This will be my last post as 'Uncle P.' From now on, I will be known as Uncle J.

More, anon.
Prospero

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